Friday, June 02, 2006

Who's Your Daddy?

Here's an amusing story for my lovelies..

The other night, Jason was on the phone with his devil mother while he was out running errands. I had expected Jason to return in maybe 30 minutes or longer, but instead returned in 10. He had this really angry look on his face which really scared me. I thought to myself, "Did I do something wrong? Did he find the new pair of jeans I just bought and tried to hide from him? Shit." I quietly asked, "Honey, what's wrong?" to which he replied...

"I just got off the phone with my mother and now I'm so angry I don't think I should be on the road."
"Oh god.. what did she say now???"
"She said she received a copy of Lily's birth certificate and wanted to let me know that I wasn't on it. I told her that I knew and that Armi was REALLY angry with me because I wasn't there to sign the paperwork at the hospital. I couldn't leave work and.. well, yes, I know. We're going to get the paperwork fixed and blah blah blah. Do you know what she said to that??? She said, 'Well maybe Armi didn't want you on the birth certificate because she's not sure if you're Liliana's father or not.'"
"And what the hell did you say to that?"
"NOTHING??? Are you shitting me? You said nothing???"
"No.. I just hung up on her. If she calls, don't bother answering the phone. I've had it."


At 10:20 PM, Blogger kinkyrhombus said...

that is hilarious!

the fact that you declare his mother mentally unstable, and using this latest conversation as evidence, i have come to decide that my mother is equally insane because of her accusation that i'm sleeping with my female study partner.

ah crazy mothers.

At 8:23 AM, Blogger Armilish said...

love it!!! So now you're experimenting with females now, eh? I swear, we could have some serious conversations on crazy moms.


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